Dave Brockie

as Oderus Urungus / Television Announcer / Transvestite Midget / Black Guy / Various Voice Overs

Hunter Jackson

as Scroda Moon

GWAR

as Themselves

Don Drakulich

as Sleazy P. Martini

Sexecutioner

as Scrottocks the Scrotal Scumdog

Balsac the Jaws of Death

as Self / Miss Dottie Crust

Slymenstra Hymen

as Self / Heroin

Jizmak the Gusha

as Self / Wolfman

Flattus Maximus

as Self / Count Crackula / Neo Nazi

Beefcake The Mighty

as Self / Frankenstein

Scott Krahl

as Skullheadface