Bobby Field

as Bill

Javier Morga

as Rob

Kimberly Fisher

as Linda

Danielle De Luca

as Jennifer

John Philbin

as Agent Richardson

Joe Estevez

as Anchor Man

Christine Cowden

as Agent Spaulding

Daron McFarland

as Agent Maxson

Shawn Hauser

as J.T. Hauser

Stephen Peirick

as Sheriff Boyd

Rachel Riley

as Sweet Thing

Jed Rowen

as Inbred Jed

Klatann Thomas

as Inbred Ned

Jeff Bilbo

as Postmaster Walt

Shyla Huber

as Norma Rae

Hans Hernke

as Agent Davis

Jon Snow

as Dr. Emil Santos

David R. Laney

as Lawnmower Hell Beast

Joseph Pozo

as Mr. Bloody

Brian Schreiber

as Taliban Warrior

D.T. Carney

as American Taliban

Chris Leone

as Inbred Ted