Robert Townsend

as Mr. Five

Josh Zuckerman

as Brendan

Stuart Margolin

as Mephisto

Noel Fisher

as Tom

Caroline Elliott

as Twyla / Su Su

Iris Quinn

as Ginger

Stephen E. Miller

as Joe Huntoon

Crystal Heidrick

as Loretta

Morgan Fairchild

as Babylonia

Betty Phillips

as Grammy

Claire Riley

as Teacher

Linda Ko

as Paramedic

Scott McNeil

as Temptor

Charles Buettner

as Trekkie

Kyle Labine

as Randy

Natasha Wilson

as Taline

Nicki Clyne

as Heather

Kristie Marsden

as Blair

Brent Glenen

as Chad

Henry Mah

as Doctor

Adrien Dorval

as Tom's Dad

Merrilyn Gann

as Grace

Dion Johnstone

as Highway Patrol Officer

James Michalopolous

as Hagup

Scott Wilson

as Minion

Aaron Grain

as Rude boy

Kerry Blouin

as Swing Dancer

Joe Mantegna

as Himself

Jason Griffith

as Friendly Letter Carrier

Gus Lynch

as Carl