Brendan Lake

as Robbie Kanawful

Austin Lake

as Arny Kanawful

Miranda Rose

as Selma Kanawful

Jimmy Filingeri

as The Prospector Yukberger

Patrick McNally

as Willy

Graham Allan Balcomb

as Rivits/Tony Powers

Phil Marshall

as Ken Chin

Carlo McNally

as Young Willy

Ingram Miller

as Chicken Wolf/Multiple Motherfuckers

Lea T

as Peggy Cranston

Ica Stolt

as Arny's Second Date/Bandit

Derek Sapienza

as Horris Lamingo

Sam Hirsh

as Sam Spader

Brett Kucharsk

as Lawyer

Boris Sapozhnikov

as Kurt Ashton

Katie Epner

as Katie Ashton

Kathy O'Toole

as Kathy Kanawful

Douglas Coast

as Officer

Dave Snyder

as Cliff Lamingo

Jason R. Shulmerich

as Mailman

Nathaniel Johnson

as Windixie Lamingo

Matt Mitrovits

as Viko Lamingo

Ted Bates

as Cop/Jingle Contest Boss

Tony Geraci

as Hal Magnum (Bandit)

Aaron Mika

as Neil J. Sharpman (Bandit)

Trevor Lake

as Milton Clinton

Beefus D'Aurelio

as Buck Buck Spokesman

Lindsey Brown

as Ms. Sweetie/Waitress

Matty Garret

as Dustin Waits (Bandit)

Tim Benitez

as Tim Benitez

Roger Kuhn

as Sal Saul

Jacob Razor

as Cory Englewood

Hillary Manley

as Sasha

Forrest Green

as Terrence Von Kissinger

Sean McElwain

as Harry Banus

Danny Coccuza

as Chonald Derrit

Shane Bates

as Mustafa Prince

Marissa Dobbs

as Bartender Bandit

Jen Marks

as Annoyed Costomer [sic]

Mark James Cuminale

as Chef

Shawn Beechner

as Corbin Steele

Cam Lawson

as Paparazzi/Party Animal

Faye Barrette

as Bandit/Arny's Date

Giggles Dickson

as Vitamin Commercial Spokeswoman

Alec Pie

as Bandit/Arny's Friend

Michael J. Tuberdyke

as Grip

Nick Pryor

as Bar Tender

Roger Finkle

as Jingle Contest Winner/Bandit

Sam Wolcott

as Bandit

Bob Marshall

as Bandit

Roger Wolcott

as Bandit

Jeff Sheridan

as Bandit

Mike Ryan

as Biker

Phil Pierce

as Marvin From The High Doves