Sean Kellman

as Cash Canty / Prince Edward of Gelfland

Robert Englund

as Kratski

Vincent Schiavelli

as Baumgarten

Jennifer O'Neill

as Queen Albertina

Jason Strickland

as CT

Linda Cardellini

as Melissa

Shepard Koster

as Peter

Arye Gross

as Vince

C. Thomas Howell

as Dean

Katie Johnston

as Galina

Allyce Beasley

as Constance

Gregory Poppen

as Bodybuilder

Steven Green

as Bodyguard

Lawrence DiBlasio

as Bodyguard

Alyse Mandel

as Maid

Timothy Bottoms

as Johnny Canty

Jon Voight

as Narrator

Duane King

as Butler

Jf Pryor

as Valet

Justin Feldman

as Young Cash

Phil Bowers

Jason Reid

as Riff

Denise Wilson

as Tattooed Woman