Ray Heenan

as Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

Louis Albano

as Captain Lou Albano

Freddie Blassie

as "Classy" Freddie Blassie

Jim Morris

as Hillbilly Jim

John L. Sullivan

as "Luscious" Johnny V

Ernie Roth

as The Grand Wizard

James Ray Hart

as "The Mouth of The South" Jimmy Hart

Harry Fujiwara

as Mr. Fuji

Lillian Ellison

as The Fabulous Moolah

Cyndi Lauper

as Cyndi Lauper

Elizabeth Hulette

as Miss Elizabeth

Don Muraco

as The Magnificent Muraco

Sylvester Ritter

as The Junkyard Dog

Rick Blood Sr.

as Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

Bob Marella

as Gorilla Monsoon - Commentator

Jesse Ventura

as Jesse 'The Body' Ventura

Ed Leslie

as Brutus Beefcake

Vince McMahon

as Vince McMahon

Steve Lombardi

as Steve Lombardi

Khosrow Vaziri

as The Iron Sheik

Josip Peruzović

as Nikolai Volkoff

Mike Rotunda

as Mike Rotundo

Barry Windham

as Barry Windham

Gene Okerlund

as 'Mean' Gene Okerlund

Howard Finkel

as Howard Finkel

Jim Myers

as George "The Animal" Steele

Alfred Hayes

as Lord Alfred Hayes

John Wisniski Jr.

as Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine

Wendi Richter

as Wendi Richter

Patty Seymour

as Leilani Kai

John Minton

as Big John Studd

André Roussimoff

as Andre the Giant

Chris Pallies

as King Kong Bundy

Rick McGraw

as Rick McGraw

Brian Blair

as B. Brian Blair

Jim Brunzell

as "Jumpin" Jim Brunzell

Randy Poffo

as "The Macho Man" Randy Savage

Lanny Keane Jr.

as Cousin Junior

Stanley Fraizer

as Uncle Elmer

Barry Orton

as Barry O.

Afa Anoa'i

as Afa

Pedro Morales

as Pedro Morales