Lloyd Kaufman

as News Reporter Floyd

Matt Skinner

as Air Fryer (voice)

Matthew Mark Hunter

as Matthew

Jessa Jupiter Flux

as Beautiful (voice)

Morrigan Thompson-Milam

as Neptune

Angel Nichole Bradford

as Angel of the News

Kevin Duffy

as Shemp Coleman

Jeff Kirkendall

as Jokey

Melissa Heflin

as Poppy Butterington

Jamie Morgan

as Wrestler

Riley Wade Chase

as Sam Reynolds

Heather Harlow

as Saturn

Kristina Lafser

as Crock Pot Lover

Joel D. Wynkoop

as Maxwell Gorg

Angel R. Reed

as Angel

Claire Bacon

as Slutty the Clown

Dean Houlihan

as Oliver Cayer AKA "The Klunkmaster"

John Catheline

as Cowboy Jim

Ian Arnold

as Matheiu

Katie Thatcher

as Rebecca

Jason Poljak

as Wilbur

Luke Azevedo

as George Cayenne

Ed Haynes

as The Landscaper

Shawn Lukat

as Baby Bash

Nick Lukat

as Fonzie VanDamme

Troy 'Nick' Hall

as Mongo

Mikey Baker

as Sockhead

Jackson Dittman

as Iggy

Jacob Maskrey

as Jimmy

Carly Sonafelt

as Venus

Jamie Favino

as Jamie

Danny Favino

as Officer Isaac

Rudy Ledbetter

as Newsreporter

Mary Catherine Holseybrook Wynkoop

as Joany Grog

Tim Hatch

as Crazed Internet Reporter

Clint Beaver

as Chaplin McAlester

Kelsey Livengood

as Mongo's Mom

Charlie Skinner-Cheverie

as Tater Tot / Cowboy Jim Cowpoke

Grey Kasper

as Baby

Kaleigh Shirkey

as Bella Mae

Scott Alan Ward

as The Director

Roger Guies

as Theo