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Cast (138)
Kevin Farley
as Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer
as General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen
as Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace Adkins
as Angel of Death
Robert Davi
as Aziz
Geoffrey Arend
as Mohammed
Travis Schuldt
as Josh
Jon Voight
as President George Washington
James Woods
as Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper
as Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo
as George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly
as Himself
David Alan Grier
as Rastus Malone
Gary Coleman
as Slave
Christopher McDonald
as Lab Technician
Serdar Kalsin
as Ahmed
O.M
Oliver Muirhead
as Neville Chamberlain
Karri Turner
as Lab Tech 2
Alaina Huffman
as Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
as Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
as Simon Rex
D.B
Dana Lyn Baron
as Speaker 1940's
Julian Berlin
as Woman at Awards Party
Cocoa Brown
as Airport Security Guard 1
Jen Halperin
as Hottie
M.C
Mary Castro
as Hottie
Nikki DeLoach
as Lily
Susan Deming
as It's That Michael Malone!
Katie Gill
as Rehearsal Actress
Cameron Goodman
as Political Aide
Camille Meyer
as I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart
as Entertainment Tonight Host
K.K
Kaleigh Kennedy
as Becca/Kaleigh
S.L
Simone Lotter
as Partygoer 2
Jillian Murray
as Heather
Gail O'Grady
as Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola
as Molly Duncan
Lu Parker
as Reporter 1
Amy Povich
as Airport Passenger 1
Jane Justice Park
as Reporter 2
Jenna Vogeler
as Tiny Tina/Jenna
Lauren Lee Smith
as Voice of Reason
Nadine Ellis
as Parent
M.R
Marilyn Rising
as Parent
J.W
Julianne Waters
as Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams
as Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia
as Rehearsal Actor
Sandi Johnson
as Professor
Mark Vafiades
as Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jesse Heiman
as Young Michael Malone
Brent Lydic
as Wounded Soldier
Chriss Anglin
as John F. Kennedy
Brandon Alter
as He's Much Fatter in Person.
Scott Bailey
as Celebrity 2
M.B
Morgan Beck
as "Free History Term Papers"
Randall Bosley
as Mussolini
J.B
Joanne Bowland
as Intern
V.B
Vicki Browne
as Rosie O'Connell
Jeff Corbett
as Policeman 2
R.C
Rebekah Crane
as Girl Scout
T.D
Tony X. Deale
as Security Guard
Chrisanne Eastwood
as Hippie 2
M.F
Mell Flynn
as "Traitor!"
L.F
Lisa Fredrickson
as Singer
C.G
Carl De Gersdorff
as Teddo
E.G
Eileen Gonzales
as Reporter on TV
A.H
Allen Lee Haff
as Airport Security Guard 2
Joe Hartzler
as 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
M.H
Mark Henderson
as Minister 2
Benton Jennings
as Hitler
Jack Kelly
as You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Coco Leigh
as Nun on Bus
Zachary Levi
as Lab Tech 1
Joey Luthman
as Boy Scout
Rich McDonald
as Thought You Hated Country Music!
M.M
Meghan McEveety
as Trophy Girl
B.M
Brighid McEveety
as Girl at BBQ
Steve Monroe
as Airport Passenger 2
Tyler Jacob Moore
as Marty
Joey Naber
as Terrorist 2
D.N
Durrell Nelson
as Chaplain
John O'Hurley
as Silvano
D.O
David Oved
as Afghan Prisoner 2
Norman Panto
as Accordion Player
R.P
Robert Pierce
as Minister 1
Bill Posley
as Mose Malone
O.R
Oren Rehany
as Terrorist on Bike
F.R
F. Lee Reynolds
as Subway Policeman
Bryant Romo
as "Sailors!"
E.S
Elizabeth Scott
as I'm Starved.
E.S
Evan Sayet
as Patient in Line
Atticus Shaffer
as Timmy / Atticus
Sammy Sheik
as Subway Terrorist
A.S
Abbie Shepherd
as Trophy Girl at BBQ
J.S
Joe Sikorra
as Policeman (MSG) 1
S.S
Steve Spiro
as Cuban Commander
Richard Tanner
as Village Voter
P.T
Peter F. Tegan
as Stagehand
F.T
Fred Travalena
as Jimmy Carter
H.U
Hiroshi Ueha
as Tojo
L.E
Lee von Ernst
as Hippie 1
J.Z
Josh Zucker
as Voice of Reason
S.Z
Sarah Zucker
as Voice of Reason
P.G
Paul R. Goldberg
as Cocktail Musician
J.H
John T. Hatton
as Cocktail Musician
A.S
Allen Simpson
as Cocktail Musician / Musician
J.R
Joanna Repsold
as Wedding Guest
B.W
Badger Wagstaffe
as Wedding Guest
Cheryl Baxter
as Parent
Troy Christian
as Parent
L.F
Laura Fremont
as Parent
Michael Higgins
as Parent
E.J
Elisabeth Jee
as Parent
Blane Savage
as Parent
M.O
Marc Oka
as Parent
Carlton Wilborn
as Parent
Heather Lea Gerdes
as Professor
Marcy Goldman
as Professor
Ernest Harden Jr.
as Professor
Anthony Marciona
as Professor
Stan Mazin
as Professor
Bubba Dean Rambo
as Professor
J.T
Jerry Trent
as Professor
Keith Allan
as Plantation Singer
F.B
Fred Braggs
as Plantation Singer
E.E
Eddie Eason
as Plantation Singer
J.F
Jimmy Fisher
as Plantation Singer
J.H
Julio Hanson
as Plantation Singer
T.M
Tyree Mills
as Plantation Singer
A.W
Andre Washington
as Plantation Singer
Reshma Gajjar
as Columbia Student '1968'
C.H
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
as Columbia Student '1968'
Brian Michael Jones
as Columbia Student '1968'
E.G
Eric Gustafson
as Musician
D.K
David Kogge
as Musician
D.V
Dan Vulovic
as Musician
A.Y
Adam Yasmin
as Musician
Paris Hilton
as Self
