Phil Caracas

as Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi

as Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton

as Mary Magnum

Tim Devries

as Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll

as Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace

as Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance

as Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones

as Father Alban

Mike Funk

as Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron

as Blind Jimmy Leper

Jeff Moffet

as Santos

Ivan Freud

as Narrator

Erica Murton

as Maggie

Alex Godin

as Father Avellino

Shelly Pederson

as Woman Blessed on the Beach

Thetis Bernard

as Beach Vampire #1

Adel Croteau

as Beach Vampire #2

Karen Friis

as Dancing Angel #1

Marlene Friis

as Dancing Angel #2

Guen Douglas

as Dancing Angel #3

Sarah Levitin

as Dancing Angel #4

Eva Colpaart

as Dancing Angel #5

Ranita Raggo

as The Straight Shooters Waitress

Christopher R. Bugg

as Atheist #1

Ean Murphy

as Atheist #2

Graham Collins

as Allegro Clerk

Elinor Quesnel

as Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

Christine Demarbre

as The Screaming Lesbian

Andy Smith

as The Bishop

Marc Charron

as The Cop

Jose Sanchez

as The Transvestite

Sophie

as Fifi the Dog

Jay Stone

as God (voice)

Lyn Guerin

as Photographer #2

Alana Ragbir

as Photographer #3

Stu Hutchings

as Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

Rayna Farr-Dutchin

as The Little Blind Girl

Harry Knuckles

as Himself

Jenny Coutts

as Virgin Mary

Nancy Riehle

as Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

Milo

as The Deaf Lesbian Dog

Mark Cayer

as Worshipper

Olga Chrzanowska

as Worshipper

Eric Demarbre

as Hockey Jersey Atheist

Miles Finlayson

as Atheist

Stephanie Halin

as Lesbian Vampire

Claudia Jurt

as Misty Winters

Yves Macra

as The limo driver

Jason McMaster

as Atheist 1

Karm Parker

as Atheist #6

Mark Pollesel

as Dancer

Steve Sauve

as Pedestrian, Homeless Person

Casey Tourangeau

as Singer, Musical Scene

Petr Maur

as Photographer #1

Johnny Vegas

as Self