Larry the Cable Guy

as Self

Charlie Callas

as Rabbi Schultz

Rich Delia

as Simon

Cole Downing

as Scientologist

Sean Patrick Flaherty

as Dirty Caroler Son

Flavor Flav

as Wiseman

Penn Jillette

as Ghost of Christmas Present

Jamie Kennedy

as Ghost of Christmas Past

Lisa Lampanelli

as Mrs. Claus

George Wendt

as Santa Claus

Delia Sheppard

as Santa's Trophy Wife

Angela Little

as Santa's Helper

Vicki Lawrence

as Mama