Laila Rouass

as Lucinda

Gary Stretch

as Fred

Phil Daniels

as Grouch

James Puddephatt

as Phil

Alun ap Brinley

as Rhodri

Geoff Bell

as Tyg

Peter Bowles

as The Chairman

Gwenllian Davies

as Shopkeeper

Marcus Gilbert

as Marl

Jonathan Holmes

as Yenko

Caroline Hunnisett

as Siobhan

Jon Ivay

as Doey

Ian Ralph

as Granite

Nick Richards

as Motorway Coffee Boy

William Thomas

as Welsh Farmer

David Schofield

as Dart player (scenes deleted)

Huggy Leaver

as Sulph