Phil Daniels

as Billy the Kid

Alun Armstrong

as Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire

Bruce Payne

as T.O, The One

Don Henderson

as The Wednesday Man

Eve Ferret

as Mrs Randall

Louise Gold

as Miss Sullivan

Richard Ridings

as Egyptian

Zoot Money

as Supersonic Sam

Neil McCaul

as Big Jack Jay

David Foxxe

as The Spooke

Trevor Laird

as Floyd

Danny Webb

as TV Director

Johnny Dennis

as Referee

Caroline Quentin

as Chorus

Sarah Crowden

George Rossi

Chrissie Cotterill

Trevor Cooper

Elizabeth Heery