Phil Cornwell

John Sessions

Ronni Ancona

Harry Enfield

as Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

Saleh Chaudhri

as Mr. Chundri

Zoofishan Chaudhri

as Mrs. Chundri

Sandra Cush

as Sally

Carl Dalby

as Casino Card Player

Guy Green

as Tourist

Rachel Harrowell

as Tasha

Dave Haskell

as Milkman

Chick Pea

as Policewoman

Chickpea

as Tourist

Sophie Rix

as Papergirl

Anna Sanczuk

as Supermarket Checkout Girl

Jack Strong

as Demon Bowler/Policeman

Daniel Taggart

as Tom

Fergus Wilkie

as Estate Agent