Takeshi Kitano

as Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyono

as Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto

as Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi

as Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima

as Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe

as TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

as Self

Naomasa Musaka

as Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda

as Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda

as Film Director

Makoto Ashikawa

as Assistant at Audition

Tamotsu Ishibashi

Toshi

Tadanobu Asano

Beat Kiyoshi

Takashi Nishina

Taichi Saotome

as Young Man

Takagi Junya

as Self

Yoshiyuki Morishita

as Light Man in Film Crew / Audition Juror / Client at Bank

Jonathan Legg

as American Soldier

Gambino Kobayashi

Mari Hayashida

Jinta Nishizawa

Takayuki Katô

Akira Kubo

Masahiro Sumiyoshi

Shûji Ôtsuki

Taigi Kobayashi

Junichi Kikawa

Zomahoun Idossou Rufin