Carrie Fisher

as Beatrice

Robert Joy

as Paul

Matthew Cowles

as Sherman Bloom

Joel Swetow

as Razorface

Sam Coppola

as Det. Brophy

Bobby Di Cicco

as Bob

Erick Avari

as Deli Owner

Billy Morrissette

as Alley Punk

Kevin Eshelman

as Headless Punk

Larry Romano

as Howling Punk

Jordan Lund

as Meathook