Chris Landreth

as Charles

John R. Dilworth

as Himself

Don McKellar

as The Host (voice)

Ron Pardo

as The Announcer / Dick Van Dyke (voice)

Patrice Goodman

as Yoko Ono (voice)

Ray Landry

as William S. Burroughs (voice)

Tony Daniels

as James Joyce / H.P. Lovecraft (voice)

Athena Karkanis

as The Babysitter (voice)

Dwayne Hill

as Salvador Dali (voice)