James Balsamo

as Rod Davis

Jeff Kim

as Hairy Chu

Jason Mewes

as Jason Mewes

Irwin Keyes

as Kletus Thorne

James Duval

as Detective Alex Hoyt

Theodus Crane

as Mavis Bayle

Tuesday Knight

as Wednesday

Nick Principe

as Russell

Debbie Rochon

as Madame Sheena

Doug Sakmann

as Eric Paulson

Jasmin St. Claire

as Officer Crystal Rexington

Edward X. Young

as Professor Benjamin Jackal

Frank Mullen

as The Man with the Golden Hand

John Carl Buechler

as Detective Martin Spangler

Robert Arensen

as Officer Bob McQueen

Adam Ahlbrandt

as Hooper

Massimiliano Cerchi

as Kip Kensington

Caleb Emerson

as Jilm Jilm

Tim Ritter

as Harold Black

Tim Dax

as Zingo

John Link

as Gorton

Johnny Legend

as Merlin Thundercok

Jennifer Banko

as Buffy Flenderhawk

Kevin Van Hentenryck

as Detective Timothy Brennan

Genoveva Rossi

as Mia

Joel M. Reed

as Joel

Darian Caine

as Vicky

Donald Farmer

as Martin White

Carmine Capobianco

as Detective Murray Dink

Aurelian Smith Jr.

as Self

Shannon Mann

as Roxanne

Kara Hankard

as Donna

Robert Youngren

as Officer Bob Madison

Bob Socci

as Officer Bob Dean

Haley Ott

as Tina

Christopher Ott

as Kurt

Jerrell Jones

as Mego

Swan Olivera

as Swan

Vincent Notice

as Harold Livingston

Mike O'Mahony

as Willie

John Karyus

as Dr. Nathaniel Millmen

Alaine Huntington

as Rita Barnes

Alexander Larkin

as Cheese Grater Mickey

Dennis Carter Jr.

as Hoods

Anthony Fym

as Shotgun Barry

David Heath

as Vampire Steve

Xavier Fan

as Larry Chu

Scott Hallam

as David

Dan E. Danger

as Hank the 4th

Dustin Boltjes

as Crazy Larry

Jessee Matracia

as Heather

Danny Karron

as Spritzer

Billy Walsh

as Joey

Antonio Luchesi Mazzo

as Martinez

Dave Stein

as Coke Mule 1

Seregon O'Dassey

as Victoria

Brenna Gwyn Snowe

as Cartel Girl

Annie Capobianco

as Doctor Karen

Gregg Casarona

as Cartel Guy

Dustin Mattson

as Kansas Man

Christon Haston

as Hernia Jones

Robert Jackson

as Mad Man

Michael Shershenovich

as Donnie