Ken Shapiro

as Ko-ko / Boss / 'Near You' Singer / Robert Elgin / Mahetma Yenta / Lionel Elgin / "Just You, Just Me" Dancing Man

Richard Belzer

as Rodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker

Chevy Chase

as The Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover

Buzzy Linhart

as The Hitchhiker

Richmond Baier

as The Girl

Berkeley Harris

as The Rich Guy

Jennifer Welles

as The Geritan Girl

Lane Sarasohn

as The Dancing Policeman / The Assassin

Dennis Helfend

as Food for Thought

Rebecca Brooke

as Sex Olympics

Victoria Medlin

as Mouth Appeal

Martin Kove

as Butz Beer

Ron Marshall

as Butz (voice)