Ron Jeremy

as Crackwood Pastor

Gilbert Gottfried

as Gilbert

Lloyd Kaufman

as Adolph Hitler

Roberto Lombardi

as Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man

Andrew W.K.

as Theater Voice

Scott Churchson

as Concession Thief

Edward X. Young

as Whitman

Genoveva Rossi

as Gen

Isaac Williams

as Hotel Caretaker

Newt Wallen

as Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul

Lemmy Kilmister

as Self

Yelena Sabel

as Crack Whore

Julie Anne Prescott

as Vampire

Alessandra Ameen

Justin Silverman

as Big Boss / Slick Meister

Lamar Bumbrey

as Lamar (The South Will RISE Again segment)

Happy Goldsplatt

as Theater patron

Mister Lobo

as Mayor Mancheese

Frank Patterson

as Cop

Crystal Quin

as Various

Kristy Richman

as Punk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY)

Jo Anna Van Thuyne