Anna Nicole Smith

as herself

Jason London

as Evan

Alexis Arquette

as Champagne Anna

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

as Fredrico

Barney Cheng

as Harvey / Mr. Ling

Alanna Ubach

as Emme

Larry Gelman

as Sam

Jason Boggs

as Butchie

Freez Luv

as Detective Peters

Kathryn Joosten

as Erma

Crystal Kwon

as Monique

Tim Meadows

as Dave

Christian Keiber

as Detective Becker

Megan Cavanagh

as Megan

Kiralee Hayashi

Howard Kevin Stern

Manny Jimenez Jr.

Johnny Williams

Arturo Gil

as Eenie Anna

Mark Alfa

Irina Maleeva

Noel Gugliemi

as Capone