Woody Allen

as Tex Cowley

Sharon Stone

as Candy Cowley

Alfonso Arau

as Dr. Amado

Brian Brophy

as CNN Reporter

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

as Desi

Cheech Marin

as Mayor Machado

David Schwimmer

as Father Leo Jerome

Kiefer Sutherland

as Officer Bobo

Andy Dick

as Father Buñuel

Fran Drescher

as Sister Frida

Lou Diamond Phillips

as Officer Alfonso

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

as Flaco

Eddie Griffin

as Sediento

Daisy White

as Conchata Ortiz

Elliott Gould

as Father LaCage

Mía Maestro

Enrique Castillo

as Grasiento

Lupe Ontiveros

as Constancia

Pepe Serna

as Florencio

Angélica Aragón

as Dolores

Jackie Guerra

as Meche

Jon Huertas

as Paulo

Betty Carvalho

as Juana