Debbie Rochon

as Ms. Johnson

Rachael Robbins

as Jenny

Niki Rubin

as Sharon

Lloyd Kaufman

as Dr. O'Masterblaster

Phil Hall

as Gina Davis

Dick Boland

as Mrs. Johnson

Sheri Lynn

as Leevin

Monique Dupree

as Dungaree

Margaret Rose Champagne

as Willem Defoe

Sarah Dauber

as Sapphire

Dana Fay Ensalata

as Crabcakes

Thomas Edward Seymour

as Prince Colwyn

Philip Guerette

as Rell the Cyclops

Matt Ford

as Chef Death / Ramirez

Kate Gorman

as Peaches

Kris Keyes

as Evil Santa Claus

David James Sheehan

as Detective Joe Potordo

Johnathan Gorman

as Jesus

Leigh Radziwon

as Nurse Naomi Grace Falcon

Isaiah Entsua-Mensah

as Happy Customer

Michael Romsky

as Deli Customer

Anthony Saint Thomas