Michael Clarke Duncan

as Cleon Salmon

Jay Chandrasekhar

as Nuts

Kevin Heffernan

as Rich Parente

Steve Lemme

as Connor

Erik Stolhanske

as Guy

Paul Soter

as Dave / Donnie

Cobie Smulders

as Tara

Will Forte

as Horace the Lone Diner

Carla Gallo

as Stacy

April Bowlby

as Mia

Jeff Chase

as Anthony

Michael Yurchak

as Jamie the Line Chef

Nat Faxon

as Carl the Manager

Olivia Munn

as Samara Dubois

Jolie Martin

as Waitress

Vivica A. Fox

as Nutella

Morgan Fairchild

as Morgan Fairchild

Lance Henriksen

as Dick Lobo

Carrie Clifford

as Patty the Hostess

Rosalie Ward

as Merlot Customer

Marc Evan Jackson

as Dry Sac Customer

Sendhil Ramamurthy

as Marlon Spencer

Koji Kataoka

as Mr. Yamamuri

Smith Cho

as Translator

Gillian Vigman

as The Escort

Michael Weaver

as The John

Avi Rothman

as Steve Lemmaducci

Candace Smith

as Mrs. Eva Salmon Parente

Jim Gaffigan

as Stanley Bellin

Sam Redford

as British Guy

Jim Rash

as Disgusted Businessman