Lois Winstone

as Clarice

Robert Harley Wainwright

as Nick (as Robert Hartley Wainwright)

Richard Stoker

as Elderly Audience Member

Javaad Malik

as Nathan

Bette Annette Kellow

as Audrey (as Annette Kellow)

Keith How

as Theatre Caretaker

Amanda Fullerton

Jason Denyer

as Derek

Sharon Clancy

as Siobhan

Safron Beck

as Janet

Gabrielle Amies

as Jo

Jason Allen

as Panto Dame

Shaun Williamson

as Marc