Ezra Buzzington

as Hate

Jason Mewes

as Ned

Lauren Walsh

as Love

Jack Forcinito

as Sonny

Monique Parent

as Selma

Timothy Muskatell

as Poot

Ricardo Gray

as Cleb

Felissa Rose

as Realtor

Alexis Zibolis

as Jenna

Ted Prior

as Danton

Tommy Pistol

as Mike (as Aramis Sartorio)

Joanna Angel

as Candy

Alissa Koenig

as Waitress

Melanie Doyle

as Erma

Kai Lanette

as Feisty Strip Club Patron

Jeff Leroy

as Rich Strip Club Patron

Regan Reese

as Lead Dancer

Shane Ryan-Reid

as Artsy Strip Club Patron

Luke Y. Thompson

as Strip Club Pervert

Heather Wixson

as Strip Club Vixen