Chris Warren

as Marcellus Roberts

Lauren Pritchard

as Ellis Tillman

Lauren Moore

as Michelle

Joe Murphy

as Finn McGee

Chris Viemeister

as Casey Thayer

Jill Durso

as Cameron

Shabazz Green

as Booker Roberts

Nicole Scotto

as Lera

Ryan Karels

as Kenny Buccari

Desi Domo

as Amelia

Lauren Adams

as Rosa

Kurt Metzger

as Brian

Joseph D'Onofrio

as Father Scott

Brian Myers

as Grady / Pythagoras

Andres Quintero

as Theo

Shannon McBride

as Violet

Stacey Raymond

as Vicky

Keith McMahon

as Perry

James Boz

as Randy

Georgia Warner

as Piper

Richard McNulty

as Wooly

Michael Jones

as Kony

Ronda Swindell

as Donna

Vincent Leong

as Michelle's Dad

Anthony Natoli

as D.J.

Chamique Holdsclaw

as Chamique Holdsclaw

James Dewees

as Santa Claus

S. Hamza Ahmad

as Videographer

Roberto Becerra

as Tony

Fitzroy

as Fitzroy

Peter Gilroy

as Peter Gilroy

Maxwell Glick

as Maxwell Glick / Mr. Cheezy Pop

Giavana Heil

as Flower Girl

Frank Iero

as Frank Iero

Benjamin Levitt

as Valet

Annet Mahendru

as Annet

Kevin Mei

as Michelle's Brother

Sean Murray

as Bartender #2

John Nolan

as John Nolan

Dylan Postl

as Swoggle

Dan Pursino

as Wedding Band Singer

Linda Scharf-Nolan

as Lenore

James Smith

as Bull

Andrew W.K.

as Andrew W.K.

Kerv Wilder

as Barista

Mary Kate Wiles

as Mary Kate Wiles

Tay Zonday

as Tay Zonday