Katy Haywood

as Turkeylegs

Ken Byrnes

as Mr. Turnupseed

Will Oldham

as Donald Turnupseed

Sheila Scullin

as Sadie

Kathleen Kennedy

as Ethel Firecracker

Rich Schreiber

as Stool

Cory McAbee

as Spank Williams

Ivan Dimitrov

as Ivan

Andy Nadler

as Barnard

Jim Ligons

as Curtis

VaLonda Harris

as Delabia

Sam Myers

as Lunchmeat

Andy Sheffer

as Neckface

T.J. Bream

as Leonard

Christopher Morse

as Insurance Man