Robert Davi

as Maurice

Kristoffer Polaha

as James Harmon

David Arquette

as David Myers

Renee Olstead

as Evelyn Ross

Jon Lovitz

as Alfred Brownberry

Mitchel Musso

as Zane Daniels

James Maslow

as Mark Meyers

Hal Sparks

as Lance Barber

Siena Goines

as Jane Cross

Mishel Prada

as Charlotte

Scott Peat

as Henderson

Talisa Friedman

as Kirsten Kelly

Kurupt

as Beat Masta G

Geraldine Moreno

as Fan Goer

Craig Ng

as Sushi Assistant

Shawn Kathryn Kane

as Henderson's Geisha

Mercer Boffey

as Carl

Hollie Bahar

as Farrah

Brittany Wagner

as Barbara

Jess Gabor

as Melissa

Gustavo Gomez

as Johnny

Abigail Kuklis

as Art School Front Desk

Jared Kruger

as Guitar Teacher

James Joseph Pulido

as Actor

Christopher Michael Holley

as Melvin Jones

Rocco Rozzotti

as Detective Gatto

Tyrone Emanuel

as Gangster

Chelsea Wallace

as May

Michelle Molbegott

as Taco Truck Girl

Dwayne Sample

as Banana Peel Boy's Friend

Al Burke

as Desk Sergeant

Jake O'Connor

as Daryl

Zhubin Rahbar

as Jimbo

Gregory Falatek

as Art Student