Martine McCutcheon

as Gertie Roberts

Alan Davies

as Donald Roberts

Adam Deacon

as Herbie Lane

Jamie Foreman

as Charlie McQueen

Brenock O'Connor

as David Roberts

Tom Owen

as Mr Blake

Ewen MacIntosh

as Derek Dobson

Daniel Hill

as Mr Travis

Lucy-Jane Quinlan

as Emelda

Tomi May

as Jeff Barnes

Mark Dymond

as Peter Batchelor

Anna Danshina

as Anoushka

Gareth Hale

as Dick Ellis

Danny Midwinter

as Tony Soper

TJ Herbert

as Roy Oliver

Ross Anderson

as Alan Stonebridge

Alex Woodhall

as Ginger Warburton

Betsy Blue-English

as Angie

Jim Conway

as Barry Stringer

Rav Wilding

as Policeman #1

Luke J.I. Smith

as Knuckles

Mark Griffin

as 'Brian' West Ham Manager

Joan Hodges

as Mrs. Meredith

Christopher Fosh

as Burly Steward

Jason Rhodes

as 'Robbo' West Ham Player