Lauren Fox

as Eris

Susan Greenhill

as Faith

Thomas Jay Ryan

as Zeus

Norbert Leo Butz

as Howard Philips

Tia Campbell

as Rosslyn Chapel

Kelly Cole

as Goat-Boy

Renée Ratcliffe

as Paul

Betty Buckley

as Rose Kross

George Takei

as Radio Free World (voice)

Ann Kittredge

as C.I.A. Moderator

Kia Goodwin

as Tommi

Matthew Cowles

as Malfolio

Tovah Feldshuh

as Sponge-Brush Woman

Keith Perrin

as Park Freak

Lee Holmes

as Nefalous

David Little

as Professor St. Clair

Jay Trelease

as Creepo Library Man

Brian Delate

as Father Plantard