Bobby Ciraldo

as Hamlet

Robert Richard Jorge

as Claudius

Andrew Swant

as Horatio

Dustin Diamond

as Bernardo

Mark Metcalf

as Speedy McSpitty

Majel Barrett

as Queen Robot (voice)

Trace Beaulieu

as Evil Robot (voice)

Kevin Murphy

as King Robot (voice)

Kumar Pallana

as Kumar of India

Mark Borchardt

as Gravedigger

Gregg Turkington

as Osric (as Neil Hamburger)

Mike Schank

as Gravedigger's Friend

Michael Q. Schmidt

as Officer Norton

Tay Zonday

as Laertes (voice)

Leslie Hall

as Zombie Killer

Mark Proksch

Vincent Price

as Bob (Archive Footage)

Samwell

as Communications Officer

Harmony Murphy

as Ophelia

Xav Leplae

as Polonius

Kelly Cunningham

David Robbins

as Norwegian Captain

Eric Gerber

as Fortinbras

Sarah Price

as Triplet Judges

Ayesha Mohan

as Greeter

Drew Rosas

as Daniel / Nathaniel

Nick Sommer

as Le Petomane

Logan Albert

as Lord Logan

Stephanie Barber

as Zombie

Peter Barrickman

as Player

Peter Batchelder

as The Executioner

Patrick Buckley

as Lord

Roseanne Champagne

as Lay Rose

Ray Chi

as The Unicorn

John Chiaverina

as Lord (As Juiceboxxx)

Matt Cook

as Pirate

Paul Finger

as Pirate Captain

Nicholas Frank

as Hamlet Clones

James Franklin

as Diablo Weinstein

Mike Johnson

as Lord

Linda Lay

as Transmission Specialist

Didier Leplae

as First Player

Faythe Levin

as Lady

Jordan Bree Long

as Norwegian Helmswoman

Sarah Luther

as Lady

Teddy Lyngaas

as Lord Lyngaas

Sam Macon

as Lord

Evan Murphy

as Messenger

Ryan Plato

as The Executioner's Friend

Scott Reeder

as Don London

Tyson Reeder

as Lord

John Riepenhoff

as Lord

Sarah Swant

as Lady

Chris James Thompson

as Lord

Emily Treolo

as Science Officer

Steven Wetzel

as Priest