Steve Sweeney

as Sweeny

Chris Pitt

as Gombo

David Thewlis

as Tony

Paul McKenzie

as Terry

Robin Weaver

as Kak

Charlie Creed-Miles

as McBride

Graham Fletcher-Cook

as Malcolm

Jake Wood

as Hank

Peter Ferris

as Scripto

Patsy Palmer

as Mandy

Martha Constantinou

as Tracey

Gillian Raine

as Tony's Mum

Robert Pugh

as Terry's Boss

Bill Moody

as Tony's Boss

Jonathan Milton

as Kak's Dad

Kate Dyson

as Kak's Mum

Emma Chambers

as Cynthia

Bonnie Sullivan

as Veronica

Marvin Giles

as Nigel

David Doyle

as Mick

Lisa York

as Janice

Peter Joyce

as Interviewer

Joyce Donaldson

as Cleaning Lady

P.J. Nicholas

as Young Kid