Whitmer Thomas

as Ross

Megan Park

as Harper

Mickey Gooch Jr.

as Doug

Fortune Feimster

as Tammy

Gregg Sulkin

as Lorne

Kurt Fuller

as Mr. Becker

Brenda Strong

as Mrs. Becker

Robert Davi

as Agent Buckholtz

Conchata Ferrell

as Betsy

Steven Bauer

as INS Agent

Preston Jones

as Agent Jameson

Gerry Bednob

as Homeless Guy

Nick Swardson

as Doug's Brother

Stefan Gordy

as Party Guy Ray

Rob Gronkowski

as Party Guy Jake

Missi Pyle

as Social Worker

Curtis Lepore

as Paul

Amanda Cerny

as Ashley

Eric Roberts

as Lancing

Andy Dick

as Agent Benoit

Jackie Sandler

as Reporter

Clint Howard

as Weird Carney

Ryan Rottman

as Business Man #1

Chris Titone

as Business Man #2

Nate Shelkey

as Business Man #3

Henry Penzi

as Party Guy Henry

Christopher Brian Nicoletti

as Party Goer Chris

Adwin Brown

as Zeke

Dani Druz

as Female Rabbi

Arantza Fahnbulleh

as Pretty Person

Emma Thatcher

as Emma

Jessey Stevens

as Jessey

Brittany Furlan

as Officer Candy

Dre Durham

as Black Business Man

Sarah McDaniel

as Jesse

Inanna Sarkis

as Sarah

Alexis Ren

as Alexis

Jay Alvarrez

as Jay

Mila Brener

as Natalie

Norton Leufven

as Lou

Busty Heart

as Paul's Wife

Tanner Beard

as Maurice

Greg Benson

as Minister

Mat Best

as Guard

JoJoe

as Jojoe

Taylor Fuchs

as Taylor

Juju Journey Brener

as Toddler Kid

Clint Foster

as Robot (voice)

Hack Murphy

Kenny Apel

as Homeless Guy (uncredited)

Mariano Di Vaio

as Craigslist Model (uncredited)

Robert Goon

as Party Guy Goon (uncredited)

Jonathan Kite

as Photographer (uncredited)

Logan Langevin

as Young Ross (uncredited)