Michael St. Michaels

as Mikey Smash

Bill Weeden

as William Mouth

A.J. Cutler

as A.J.

Mark Patton

as Mark Patton

Laurene Landon

as Laurene Landon

Melanie Kinnaman

as Melanie Kinnaman

Adam Marcus

as Adam Marcus

John Dugan

as John Dugan

Vincent Craig Dupree

as V.C. DuPree

Jennifer Rubin

as Jennifer Rubin

Todd Farmer

as Todd Farmer

Mark Torgl

as Mark Torgl

Helene Udy

as Hélène Udy

Marc Sheffler

as Marc Sheffler

Bill Johnson

as Bill Johnson

Carl Solomon

as Tex Beckerson / Tex Beckerson Jr.

Neal Jones

as Neal Jones

Kevin Allen

as Jackie J. Jackson

Sean Clark

as Marty Thomas

David Gregory

as Severin rep

Eben McGarr

as Eben McGarr

Joe Ripple

as North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club President

Chris Cartusciello

as Hotel Concierge / Damn Dirty Ape

Todd Cook

as Abaddon Apollyon the clown

Nick Hunt

as I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan

Mick Turpin

as Man-Spider fan

Mike Schwaner

as Man-Spider fan

Thomas J. Ciesiolha

as Man-Spider fan

Raymond Brousseau

as Man-Spider fan

Jordan Brooke Rash

as Man-Spider fan

Coda Hamby

as Mohawked fan

Loucylle Orren

as Clown girl

Grant Kyzer

as Man-Spider fan

Jeff Simon

as Blender manual autograph seeker

Jeff Ball

as Security Guard

Craig Edwards

as Man-Spider fan

Kris Keeffer

as Convention artist

Tiffany Burnett

as Man-Spider fan

The Clown

as Karaoke DJ Clown

Daniel Beshai

as Man-Spider fan

Cristian James Watkins

as Piggy

Gabriel Ospina

as Ricky

Patrick Eugene Murphy

as Man-Spider fan

Brandon Joyner

as Man-Spider fan

Kristina Knox

as Man-Spider fan

Chris Burke

as Moist the clown

Adan Rodriguez

as Man-Spider fan

Kemper Noah

as Kid with $19

Jay Allen Tucker

as Man-Spider fan

Jason Minton

as Carter the Intern

Julia Cacciola

as Julie Kane

Terry Dellinger

as Man-Spider fan

Christine Jarrett

as I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan

Jessica John

as Man-Spider fan

Bill Bair

as Man-Spider fan

Kristen N. Granet

as Man-Spider fan

Krissy McPherson

as Man-Spider fan

Jon McPherson

as Man-Spider fan

Aric Allen

as Bathroom bystander

Linda Vincent

as Man-Spider fan

Loretta Bushick-Beshai

as Man-Spider fan

Christina M. Papineau

as Man-Spider fan

Chris Weik

as Litigious celebrity

William L. Bozarth

as North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club Vice President

Michael J. Epstein

as Repo Man

Brigid Marshall

as Snyflan Crump

Ian S. Peterson

as Topher Brandon

Brendan Boogie

as bartender at the offices of Paul Devine

Eric Sheslow

as Repo Man / Jackie's Boss

Jazmin Ortiz

as Boom operator

Bethany Boles-Sheslow

as Judge

Jamie Lockhart

as Blender signature seeker

Anastasia Elfman

as Dahlia Dimont

Trista Robinson

as Percy Wynne

Tim Dry

as Seedy Movie Salesman (voice)

Liesel Hanson

as Patricia Ford

Chloé Cunha

as Jacques Renault (voice)

Lianne O'Shea

as Bernadette Ryan

Lloyd Kaufman

as Lloyd Kaufman

Jackie Kelly

as Edie Sedgwick

Victor Miller

as Victor Miller

Sophia Cacciola

as Sophia Cacciola

Jared Rivet

as Jared Rivet

Maiya Reaves

as Melody Riviera

Bob Elmore

as Bob Elmore

Michael Paul King

as TV News Anchor / Radio News Anchor

Richard Elfman

as Richard Elfman

Michael Kallio

as Mike 'Dilly' Dilworth

Heidi Honeycutt

as Heidi Honeycutt

Seth Chatfield

as Detective Frank Dobson (voice)

James Branscome

as James Branscome

Claudio Fragasso

as Claudio Fragasso

Rossella Drudi

as Rossella Drudi

Catherine Capozzi

as Catherine Capozzi

Joe Castro

as Blaze Pauling

James Balsamo

as End Zone 2 Fan Club Treasurer / Elvis Impersonator

Tyler Sage

as Johnny Wolfgang

Dan Yeager

as Dan Yeager

Bob Rose

as Blender commercial (voice)

Bethany Boles

as Judge

Brian W. Smith

as L. Ray Hobbson

Jeffrey Stackhouse

as Paul Devine

Grayson Eddey

as Touchdown Kid

Thea Eddey

as Touchdown Kid

Macie Eddey

as Touchdown Kid