Kevin Sorbo

as Poolboy

Danny Trejo

as Ceasar

Ross Patterson

as Saint James St. James

Jason Mewes

as Doug

Desi Lydic

as Diana Torres

Edi Patterson

as Peters

Bryan Callen

as Eduardo

Mark Curry

as Captain O'Malley

Robert LaSardo

as Spider

Alanna Ubach

as Karen

Ahmed Best

as Sidney Moncrief

Paul Ben-Victor

as Kip Tippington

Cherise Bangs

as Hot Hostess

Al Carabello

as Miguel Santiago

Robert Caso

as Bob

Jennifer Elise Cox

as Rita

Nick Thune

as Barry

Gary Valentine

as Officer Murdock

Matt Winston

as Officer Dalton

Jean St. James

as Betsy Ross

Rachel Ann Mullins

as Lobster Girl

Richard Karn

as Bill Witherspoon

Jacqui Holland

as New Rita

Bryan Krasner

as Officer Houlihan / Lumberjack Billy Ryans

Courtney Gains

as Gil Highdecker

Keena Ferguson

as Joanna

Brendan McCarthy

as Paramedic Sir Larry Haverford

Benton Jennings

as Adolf Hitler

Braxton Davis

as Dr. Gelford

Joe Hang

as Poker Player

Akira Lane

as Susan Thompson / Vietnamese Girl

Jennifer Popagain

as Lobster Girl

Rick Ferro

as SANTANA