Chris Bain

as Jason Mewes/Brown Eye

Beth Downie

as Casting Agent

Christopher Downie

as Eightball

Jack Fox

as Ralph Garman/Sir Dare

James Franco Jr.

as Reporter (voice)

Mark Frost

as Kevin Smith/The Red Bear

Ralph Garman

as Tom Brokaw (voice)

Katie Milne

as The Manhandler

Sarah Pearson

as Firebush

Catherine Reitman

as Reporter (voice)

Kevin Smith

as Suzanne the Orangutan (voice)

Kyle Hebert

as Reporter (voice)