Jerry O'Connell

as Charlie (voice)

Jennifer Love Hewitt

as Gidget (voice)

Rob Schneider

as Jose (voice)

Danny Trejo

as Vinnie P (voice)

Malcolm McDowell

as Oliver (voice)

Keith David

as The Wise Bartender

Dolph Lundgren

as Victor von Manure

Tyler Hollinger

as Robert

Isadora Swann

as Jenna

Nicholas Turturro

as Benny

Sara Lindsey

as Holly

Stelio Savante

as Lenny

Peter Looney

as Grandpa Peter

Eric Roberts

as CEO Bill

Christopher Frontiero

as Johnson

Zena Gaynes

as Granny

Brandon Burrows

as Officer Duewrong

Christopher Zuckert

as Rookie Mailman

Steven C. Bennett

as Veteran Mailman

Joshua Lou Friedman

as Detective Tom Foolery

Allegra Lucchesi

as Michelle

Renee Dorian

as Jennifer

Tyler Sabino

as Edmond

Courtney Lauren Penn

as Madeline

Myke Michaels

as Corwin

Ellie Panger

as Granny's Granddaughter

Marlon Young

as Narrator (voice) (uncredited)