Christian Clavier

as César

Jean Reno

as Luix

Muriel Robin

as Kim

Héléna Noguerra

as Alex

Michel Vuillermoz

as Jean-Paul

Hélène Patarot

as Mère supérieure

Anna Gaylor

as La mère de César

Caroline Anglade

as Coralie, la coiffeuse

Sophie-Charlotte Husson

as La présentatrice TV

Simon Astier

as Hervé

Rodolphe Congé

as Bruno

Annie Savarin

as Irène

Olivier Till

as L'huissier

Nathalie Kanouï

as Gwen

Philippe Sturbelle

as Le prisonnier belge