Chris Cavalier

as Zach

Christopher Lambert

as Christopher Lambert

Iiro Panula

as Biff

Joe Dante

as Uncle John

Jarmo Mäkinen

as Wannabe Kurgan

William Daniels

as Kitt

Ismo Leikola

Alyssa Rivera

as Publicist

Veronica Jarvis

as Natalia

Arman Alizad

Kheba Touray

as Joe

Michael Hall

as Drunken Santa

Essi Unkuri

Sami Huhtala

as Other cop

Katariina Juselius

as Sexy Nun #1

Erika Helin

as Sexy Nun #2

Matti Paalanen

as Jaakko

Santeri Hänninen