Judy Tenuta

as Joan

Michael Lerner

as Mannie Green

Wil Shriner

as Rod Van Horne

'Weird Al' Yankovic

as Himself

Dana Plato

as Herself

Burt Ward

as Himself

Erin Moran

as Self

Rhonda Shear

as Bridgette Oliver

Emo Philips

Ken Osmond

as Ken Osmond

Matt Shea

as Assistant at Audition

Deborah Theaker

as Casting Lady

Leah Stanko Mangum

as Fan

Jim Bruce

as Stalker

Lauren Alexander

as Young Joan

Emmy Collins

as Homeless Pizza Thief

Alex DeVorak

as German Man

Sean Dorgan

as Abortion Protestor

Greg Glienna

as Director at Audtion

Joey Gyondla

as Pizza Delivery Guy

Bill Jenkins

as Coco the Clown

Ken Kleiber

as Guy, The Waiter

Amber J. Lawson

as Mother in Park

Jeff McLaughlin

as Fan With Book

Lanko Miyazaki

as News Anchor

Sanjay

as Amrit Patel

Ted Sroka

as Guy on Street

Desiree Titone

as Mary Mundy

Paul Tuminaro

as Abortion Professor

Worthie Meacham

as Car Lot Drag Queen