Simon Phillips

as James

Craig Conway

as Ampersand

Gemma Atkinson

as Hannah

Stephanie Leonidas

as Patch

Billy Murray

as Dr. Leaner

Martin Kemp

as Zeus

Richard E. Grant

as Ian

Keeley Hazell

as Kirsty

Nicola Posener

as Emma

Martin Compston

as Adam

Sheridan Smith

as Lisa

Colin Salmon

as Dr. Learner

Neil Maskell

as Hands Henry

David Easter

as Mr. Johnson

Dominic Burns

as Neil

Rita Ramnani

as Jenny

Adele Silva

as Zara

Jill Halfpenny

as Suzy

Marcia Do Vales

as Brazilian Party Girl

Stephanie Knight

as Pretty Party Girl

Johanna Thea

as Demi-Goddess (uncredited)