Chris Parnell

as John (voice)

Eric Tiede

as Bartender / Jim (voice)

John Reynolds

as DJ / Kyle (voice)

Sam Taggart

as Mark / Jeffrey (voice)

Patti Harrison

as Claire / News Reporter (voice)

John Reynolds

as Kyle / Gary / DJ (voice)

Julio Torres

as Chaz AF (voice)

Carmen Christopher

as Jak-E Wak-E / Guard (voice)

Eudora Peterson

as Jessica / Sapphire (voice)

Rachel Pegram

as Chloe / Tina (voice)

Tiffany Morgan

as Wife / Secretary (voice)

Jon Vertullo

as Medic (voice)