Scott Mills

as David Hasselhoff / Sandy Foreskin

Joe Taylor

as Scott Mills

Laurie Hagen

as Becky

David Paul West

as The One That Doesn't Speak / Foreman

Andrew Hayler

as Sir Andy Parfitt / Chris Moyles

Rebecca Huxtable

as Jo Whiley / Kylie Minogue / Myleene

Kathy Clugston

as Posh Radio 4 Lady